Well readers, within our student forum, someone (Gary Simpson) thought that it would be a good idea for some of us to come up with 25 things about us to share on our blogs – and then to ‘tag’ 5 other students to do the same.
So here goes:
1. I’m half an inch taller than Tom Cruise, medium build and 10 years older than I actually look.
2. Which leads me neatly on to one of my most redeeming qualities by far – my modesty.
3. Although I have a very sporting history, my favourite pastime for some years now has been Golf. As of last weekends win, I now play off 8.
4. When I was 19, I taught windsurfing and waterskiing for a living – off the south coast of England. On one particular day, I thought it would be a good idea to try and straddle one of the buoys marking out a skiing lane. It was only the thickness of the wetsuit that saved my manhood. The guys in the boat, were so cracked up, they couldn’t steer the boat straight.
5. On one of my windsurfing jaunts, I was once joined by a pod of Dolphins for about 30 minutes – just them and me on my board – amazing.
6. I’m qualified as a registered care manager (child care and mental health).
7. I spent four years trying to help straightening out young offenders – with some success.
8. At age 29, I decided to try my hand at university. As with everything I do, it was full on or nothing. I got my degree, but my degree got me nowhere.
9. I trained in Shotokan Karate, three times a week for Five years and attained my first dan.
10. My first job from school was working in a sandwich factory, making sandwiches for British Airways – what a laugh that was. One reason why I no longer eat cheese and pickle sandwiches.
11. Once worked as a groundworks labourer and laid about 10 acres of blocks for aircraft standing at Gatwick North Terminal.
12. Did you know that it’s still English law for all males over 8 years old to practice for 2 hours every Sunday morning with their Longbows and to have a bow and a quiver full of arrows on standby for call to arms. When I discovered this, I enrolled on an English Longbow making course. I made my bow, which I still have and a quiver full of arrows. I can hit a 1 metre diameter target at 50 yards and flight an arrow 250 yards.
13. I followed my first degree by doing a four year doctorate. One of the few things I’ve started but failed to finsih – mainly due to my supervisor being an egotistical a*** h***.
14. My son is fascinated by fire and I’m still not sure whether or not he’s a pyromaniac. The day I went about casually lighting the barbecue, brought this inherent and dormant danger into full focus. I did what I usually do – gave the barbe a few squirts of petrol (from the container for the lawn mower) and lit a match – kabooom. My eyebrows, eyelashes, fringe and favourite Quicksilver T shirt blown to smithereens. Unbeknown to me, my son had helped daddy out a bit by dosing up the barbe in preparation (while daddy went to find a match) with about half a litre of petrol.
15. My favourite tipple is red wine and favourite variety is a nice Pinoir Noir – mmmm – unless I’m doing a barbecue and then I prefer a large bucket of water.
16. I once owned a retail shop in partnership with my parents, selling equestrian, fly fishing and shooting (clay pidgeon) gear. Got invited to go fly fishing with a ‘lord’ (won’t name hime here – wonderful old guy) which continued for several years.
17. Learnt how to tie my own flies and caught my biggest brown trout on one of my creations (5lb 9oz).
18. My biggest fish was caught in December in the middle of the English channel – when it was so cold, I thought everything would get forstbite and drop off – and I mean everthing. Anyway, it was a 19lb Cod.
20. I’d been driving about 12 months and my parents car was parked in the garage right up against something I needed to get at. I reversed it out and stopped – got out, got the bag I needed – got back in the car and attempted to re park it. It was the first automatic I’d ever driven and by the time I’d sorted out that there wasn’t in fact a clutch – I’d crashed into the back of the garage (because I floored the accelarator) and brought the garage roof crashing down on top of me.
21. I’ve supported Manchester City since Asa Hartford and Joe Corrigan (who are they?)
22. I love to cook – but sometimes take on more than I can chew (get it?) and end up with something that looks more like a dog’s dinner.
23. I love my family and kids so much and often have that terrifying feeling that I won’t be able to provide for them.
24. At the millenium new years eve party, I sang ‘Mack the Knife’ and got a standing ovation – but ended it on a bad note (yet another tantalising use of words) by tripping over the mic lead, down 3 steps onto a table full of buffet food (mostly dips and cream).
25. I once sat for over an hour, writing out 25 things about me.
Everyone I would have tagged off the top of my head have already been tagged and as I can’t currently access the forum, I’ll edit this post tomorrow and add the victims names then.
Thanks for reading – I trust you now know me a little better?
Okay – here are the chosen FIVE:
Huddson Lee / Petra Weiss / Karen Kalata / Dave Whittle / Rich Cardarelli
Sorry Guys (and Girls).
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